For all of the Pokemon fangirls out there, this is for you...
Charmanders are red. Squirtles are blue. If you were a pokemon,
I'd choose you. Your smile is stronger than a hyperbeam. Like
Jesse and James, We'd make the Perfect team. I'll stay your
side like Pikachu and Ash, and I'll love you more than a lvl 80
Rapidash. You're more legendary than a Zapados, Entei or Mew.
But out of all 450, I choose you.